Kay's Commentary 2009-07-25
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Download from our website: Download this Podcast here The following is a KSCO commentary. Here is Kay Zwerling.This is very delightful. It was written by a young perceptive person. Let’s call it ?A Political Divorce Agreement?. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let us just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences. Here is a model Separation Agreement:Our two groups can equitably divide up the Country each taking a portion.That will be the difficult part, but I am sure we can come to a friendly agreement. Our respective representatives can easily divide other assets since both side have such distinct and different tastes. We do not like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal Judges, and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we will take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. We will keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Walmart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, hippies, and illegal aliens. We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s, and rednecks. We will also keep the Bible, and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine, and we will retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we will help provide them security.We will keep our Judeo Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, humanism, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. We will keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe healthcare should be earned and not expected as a right. We will keep the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and the National Anthem. I am sure you will be happy to substitute Imagine, I?d Like To Teach The World To Sing, Kumbaya, and We Are The World.Since it often so offends you, we will keep our history, our name, and our flag. So, did you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And, if you do not agree, just hit Delete in the spirit of friendly parting. I will bet you I know which one of us will need help in 15 years. Sincerely yours, John J. Wall, Law student and a proud American P.S. ? Also, please take Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.And, kudos to Gene Sanden for sharing this little gem with us. For KSCO, this is Kay Zwerling. copyright 2009
Download from our website: Download this Podcast here The following is a KSCO commentary. Here is Kay Zwerling.This is very delightful. It was written by a young perceptive person. Let’s call it ?A Political Divorce Agreement?. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let us just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences. Here is a model Separation Agreement:Our two groups can equitably divide up the Country each taking a portion.That will be the difficult part, but I am sure we can come to a friendly agreement. Our respective representatives can easily divide other assets since both side have such distinct and different tastes. We do not like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal Judges, and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we will take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. We will keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Walmart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, hippies, and illegal aliens. We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s, and rednecks. We will also keep the Bible, and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine, and we will retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we will help provide them security.We will keep our Judeo Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, humanism, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. We will keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe healthcare should be earned and not expected as a right. We will keep the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and the National Anthem. I am sure you will be happy to substitute Imagine, I?d Like To Teach The World To Sing, Kumbaya, and We Are The World.Since it often so offends you, we will keep our history, our name, and our flag. So, did you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And, if you do not agree, just hit Delete in the spirit of friendly parting. I will bet you I know which one of us will need help in 15 years. Sincerely yours, John J. Wall, Law student and a proud American P.S. ? Also, please take Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.And, kudos to Gene Sanden for sharing this little gem with us. For KSCO, this is Kay Zwerling. copyright 2009
